so tonight my philosophy professor had these nasty bruises all over her arms and she stopped mid-lecture to say “sorry you guys have to look at my bruised-up body, my friend brought a stripper pole over for thanksgiving and that shit is not easy. tip your strippers. tip your strippers well” and then immediately kept talking about philosophy
It’s more funny that for the last one, I can calculate the physics of that ball rebounding and I know why it goes faster on the rebound than when she threw it. It makes it all the more hilarious.
This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days.
"how will we explain homosexuality to our children" I think maybe they should explain it to you
I just love how they both look at each other before dancing!
She’s totally like, “oooh girl this my jam” and her twin is like “yea girl mine too!”
oh god this is so sweet